hey good afternoon! i’ve been wanting to force my brother to answer a bunch of questions about me forever, so i finally got around to it, and…here are the results. quality brother sister relationship here, guys. XD everything in bold is what i’m saying, and everything that’s italicized is what he’s saying. đ
- how many followers do you think i currently have? Â one hundred (nope, it’s 185-thanks, y’all)
-  what is the name of my blog? bees and creating (you’re a failure, that is 100% WRONG.)
- who was the internet friend i met over the summer? sam (correct!)
- how many pages do i have on my blog? three (not counting the home page, that’s actually right)
- what is my profile profile picture on my blog? …you (i guess so?)Â
- when did i start my blog? may of last year (no, it was march….)
- can you tell me the tagline of my personal blog is? i’m a writer…blah (nope…not even close…)
- what is my blogger email? crookshanksthewriter@gmail.com “wow, you got one right!”
- what is one of my blogging pet peeves? when no one reads your post; you’re a grammar nazi *slaps him*
- who is the blogger that inspired me to blog? ursula the evil witch of the sea (sorry, loren.)
- what is one of the series i’ve started and
never finishedon my blog? doll photostories (wrong blog, bro.)Â - what’s my favorite color? pink WRONG IT’S PURPLE.
- 3 stores i like to shop at? tilly’s, ulta, and forever 21. hold on wait, i’m changing my answer: home depot, lowe’s, and patel brothers. oh, and maybe hot topic, because you’re emo. *eye roll* (he wasn’t doing so bad at first…)
- what is the new band i’m currently obsessed with? the wiggles “she’s exploiting me, mom!” (tbh, i did love them when i was younger.)
- what’s my contact prescription? 90, 85Â
- what color are my braces right now? black, because you’re emo. (they’re pink)
- describe my popsocket. “it has a skull and crossbones on it, with panic at the disco and all time low on it screaming “we are emo”.” (IT’S A MANDALA.)
- who is my favorite youtuber? logan paul. no wait, jake paul. ewwwww.
- what was the last item of clothing i bought? a black hoodie that came with a free choker. (are we noticing a theme here???)
- who is my least favorite teacher? band (wrong) nah, i’m gonna say english.
- what book are we reading in class? war and peace by leo tolstoy. UGH NO.Â
- one of the swings in our backyard is mine-how do we tell the difference?  whichever one has been pulled down more because of the weight. I’M OFFENDED.
- what is my phone background? oscar the grouch. be serious. oscar the grouch hanging out with superman. *shows him phone* *points to me* that’s oscar the grouch *points to friend* that’s superman.Â
- what did i wear on the first day of school? you wore a black hoodie. it was august! emos don’t care what season it is, they always wear black.Â
- what is something i have an obsession with taking pictures of? black walls. Yes, because that is so very interesting.Â
- who is brendon urie? the king of the emos. (i guess so…)
- what is my favorite thing from starbucks? the black coffee. STOPPPPP.
- what are 3 of my nicknames? fatty, fatso, and root beer. NO!
- do i curl my hair towards my face or away from my face? you curl your hair up. ???
- what chair am I in band? sixteenth. shut up, we don’t even have 16 clarinets.
- what does my swimsuit look like? it’s an all black one piece with long sleeves and a turtleneck collar. are turtleneck swimsuits even available???
- what is my voicemail? “i’m a fatty, please leave a voicemail. beeeeep!”Â
- what brand of hair straightener do i use? “straight hair for emos who don’t care.” nope.
- what book did i just read? geronimo stilton book 1. *eye roll*
- what’s my favorite food? kale salad. *throws up*
- what brand of clarinet reeds do i use? baritone clarinet reeds. (those aren’t even a thing…)
- what level of gymnast am i? level 2 (wrong)
- which do i prefer, michael’s or hobby lobby? the hobby lobby that’s located inside home depot. sighhhh.Â
- what did i do on the last day of school? you went to an emo rock concert and swayed from side to side. (at this point i’m ready to strangle him)
- what did i get as a present in my locker on my birthday? a monster kale salad with raw eggs.
- what is my favorite snack with fruits? kale chips. ewww.Â
- what’s my favorite snapchat filter? the one that turns you into the old scary thing. ugh nooo.Â
that concludes my interview/q and a with fatty my brother! according to him, i’m the most emo person on the planet, which just means he hasn’t ever met my friends.  i hope you liked that and that you’re having an amazing day!
do you have a sibling? does he act like my brother?
love, rutviâ„