hi guys! so i had the brilliant idea to let my brother, who was featured in this post awhile back, type an entire post for me…… we’ll see how this goes. Let’s call my bro “S”, by the way, so we don’t always have to refer to him as “my brother”. XD
Ok, fatty S is taking over from here!
Sonnet #6120 (Ode to a Fat Sister)
my sister is fat, fat-fat-f-fat,
her stomach has no end.
she is the worst kind of fat, in fact a brat.
her belly doth extend.
sitting in class her mind doth stray,
dreaming of feasts and swimming in grease.
she speaks of foods and eating all day,
causing me to fret for she may be obese
her hunger is never satisfied,
on the table, she sees her prize,
a pile of candy doth abide.
“alas,” she thought, “i wish it were fries”
into her stomach the food goes
as the fat spreads from head to toes
*rolling of eyes* *death glares*
Ok I hate my brother.
*facepalm* why did i let him do this????
hopefully that was entertaining it wasn’t for me!
xx
rutviโฅ
Oh my gosh ๐๐๐๐
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i know! *facepalms until my face hurts*
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This is too funny! LOL XD ::)
~Kaylyn
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your brother is a poetical genius.
xo loren
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more like a poetical idiot. ๐๐๐๐but thanks.
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Laughing so hard!
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XD
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I’m laughing!
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Haha glad you enjoyed!
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WOW HAHA your brother is mean! xD
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I know, right!
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Lol laughing so much ๐ I should let my sister do a post on my blog.
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Haha! Yess, that would be interesting.
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Oh my! I appreciate the artistic choice of doing a poem, it’s got a great rhyme scheme!
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๐๐he did it in the โshakesperianโ rhyme scheme!
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OMG lol my brother always wanted to blog on my blog but now I’m not sure if I want to let him…
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๐๐๐๐yeah, I kinda regret that decision…
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My brothers are BEGGING me to do this! I am NOT going to let them! LOL!
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Hahaha yeah, spare yourself the embarrassment, lol.
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Hahahaha
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well
well then
your brother has true talent for…. ah… what exactly would you call this? Poetic Insults?
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he sure does, i’ll be sure to tell him that. XD
(i just told him, he says “hmm.”)
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I see in his future, a book intitled ‘sonnets to the real world’.
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XD XD
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OMG this is the best I wonder if I let my brother do that XD
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Haha I highly advise that you don’t….
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Yeak IKR! He’s got a huge ego and he thinks he’s all-that. His life is wrestling and working out XD
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Exactlyyyy omg
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And he acts like the cool dude in front of my dad XD
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๐คฃ๐๐
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๐OMG this is so mean! and he even made it rhyme!
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I know!! ๐๐
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LOL๐
Your brother is the next Shakespeare๐คฃ
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Oh my. I hope not…
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Is your brother a poet ๐ ๐
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Ew, nope
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lol
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It’s almost like rap.
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Mhm, maybe that explains why I hate it so much๐
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Yep I hate rap. My sister likes eminem, tho.
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